Grathemoo has a new iPod Touch! Moomoo wants to try out the Autodesk software on it. :D

>:D

Moo likes to do Google searches on himself, so he went and found this very nice blogpost:

http://www.koldobarroso.com/the-blue-cows-nightmare/

Isn't the blue moomoo very cute?? But she has a brown bull boyfriend already. ):

There are also many moomoos and moomoo accountrements for sale, like birthday cards!

http://www.zazzle.com/birthday_moo_moos_card-137777754563616630

Moo wonders when is his birthday? How old is moo? :[

And there is another moomoo online!

http://www.the-world-traveller.co.uk/blog/?p=42

Moo is happy that more moomoos are enjoying the benefits of education. The world is getting more connected nowadays, and to keep up with it we must equip ourselves with 21st Century Skills! Moo hopes he can help save the world with education one day. (:

More moomoo:

http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendId=72301410&blogId=435191855

http://smile-inyoursleep.blogspot.com/2007/05/history-of-mini-cow.html

(:

Moomoo has not blogged for so long!! Moomoo has been busy, but moomoo is sad, because gratheshemoo-moo is neglecting moomoo. That is strange. I need to swing my chunky mootail through the air to beat her. MOOSH!~

moomoo is back!!! MOO!~

moomoo is back! :D MOO!

moomoo hasn't been blogging because he has been learning english so he can blog properly and people can understand what moomoo is saying. :D

moomoo took out his baby photos to look at today! and moomoo wants to share his baby pictures with other people.

:D :D

oop moomoo forgot to wear nappy!

this one is a more grown-up moomoo!

brown shmelly shticky shtuff all around moomoo D':

moomoo ish become shmelly! like a baddie, that be a moody woody thingy D': moomoo wash shtuffed down toilet bow, moomoo rump painful because moomoo rump wash push n pressh into hole.moomoo got shtuck in dark shmelly place where brown shticky shtuff keep dropping onto moomoos rump! DDDD':

then moomoo finally shquirm thru the dark shmelly hole,but into bigger dark shmelly hole! D': moomoo cant shee anyting but moomoo must shwim or moomoo will shink! then water push moomoo away! moomoo shaw a bright circle on top and climb ladder there. there be hole! moomoo got out and shaw computers! moomoo ushing computar to type thish mooshmoosh posht.

keyboard hash shome brown shticky stuff after moomoo ushed it >:]

but but but moomoo ish shmelly! D': shmelly meansh baddie! D':

wash mooder n squirt squirt impoturn!

"But this will lead to a shortage of Grade D moomoo juice if the demand for it grows substantially. The current usage of moomoo juice – nourishing mooders and moomoo juice fights – seem to be of little importance. But letting moomoos have their share of fun is essential in maintaining the grades of moomoo juice at their prevailing standards. Research has shown that when moomoos are made to live in unhygienic and cramped conditions their stress level inevitably goes up. It was observed that moomoos without their private space get agitated easily and produce lower qualities of moomoo juice. Grade A moomoo juice is affected the most because stressed moomoos will not consistently produce a steady supply of Grade A moomoo juice. The moomoo juice that collects in the moomoos’ bodies will be a mixture of several grades. Grade D moomoo juice might even degrade into swill moomoo juice."

moomoo juice fun!

"Grade D moomoo juice, however, has its merits. Moomoos bathe and roll about in it. The frequent moomoo juice fights involve a humongous amount of Grade D moomoo juice. Moomoo farms have Grade D moomoo juice lakes for such purposes. Recently, people have taken an interest in using Grade D moomoo juice for our ‘milk baths’. Grade D moomoo juice is of higher quality compared to the contents of a ‘milk bath’ and has no chemical ingredients."

squirt squirt! >:P

happy moomoo >:]

grade dee moomoo juice

"Why use moomoo juice? Firstly, moomoo juice has a higher density than water and will thus exert a higher pressure. Secondly, mooders also need nourishing after the intense process of churning out unbelievable amounts of moomoo juice. Moomoo juice has the best nutrients for doing the job. It acts as a moisturizer for the mooders, and has tons of nutrients that are easily absorbed via the mooders. Lastly, Grade D moomoo juice is of too low a quality to be consumed; the taste is bland."

milking moomoo

"To prevent this, the top part of the moomoo’s mooders will be immersed in Grade D moomoo juice – moomoo juice of the lowest quality. The atmospheric pressure combined with the pressure of the Grade D moomoo juice will balance out the pressure in the mooders and the moomoo juice will be let out gradually. Of course, the mooders’ openings will be kept out of the Grade D moomoo juice to avoid contamination."

6th pearigraf

"A hasty exit can also kill the moomoo, as any available space when an amount of moomoo juice is released will be a vacuum. When the moomoo juice is removed too quickly, the moomoo will shrink at a mad rate and the moomoo’s insides will stick together, deflating the lungs and squashing the rest of the innards. The moomoo dies of suffocation."

"However, even when the moomoos are monitored, sometimes they expand till they go out of the safe limits. That is when we untie their mooders to let out the pressurized moomoo juice. There are safety rules and regulations pertaining to this. The moomoo juice is under high pressure and if released too suddenly, will gush out at a high velocity and may injure someone in the process. Besides, the mooders have small openings and that will add to the immense pressure. In the long run, there will be harmful effects to the moomoo because the moomoo juice will cause wear and tear to the mooder openings. Besides, the moomoo juice will have started to clump together, making the exit terribly painful."

4th peareegruf...

"People sometimes wonder why cheese and yoghurt can cost more than moomoo juice. That is because it is more difficult to maintain moomoos carrying Grade B moomoo juice. Although the grade is lower, moomoos cannot keep expanding non-stop; they will blow up. Moomoos with Grade B moomoo juice are monitored to ensure that they stay in the safe limit of storing excessive moomoo juice."

The 3rd parehgrah of the Moo Moo Handbook...



"Grade A moomoo juice will be served immediately, or pasteurized and be sent to supermarkets. Grade B moomoo juice will require fermentation to make into cheese or yoghurt. Although Grade B moomoo juice will ferment and not be exactly ‘fresh’, we still require the freshest possible Grade B moomoo juice. So we will let the Grade B moomoo juice remain in the moomoo’s body for up to 1 month. Of course, during this 1 month more moomoo juice will inevitably be generated, so the moomoo’s body will continue to expand, but at a slower rate."

The secan pearpear ...

"To test whether they are filled to the limit with dairy goodness, we prod their fatty rumps and if they shiver involuntarily and their mooders shudder ferociously, they have reached the maximum capacity and we leave them aside. However, the moomoo juice will not stop increasing even when the existing amount does not leave the body. Instead, the moomoo’s body will expand, sometimes to twice the original size. When this happens, we have to find out the grade of the moomoo juice."

eee D:

Moomoo found a "MooMoo Handbook" while straying through a moofield.

"Moomoos are for eating. First we squeeze all of the frothy moomoo juice out of their swollen mooders, and then we poke and squash them to watch them wobble about, struggle and squirm, then shrivel up and whimper, along with timid mooing. They become squishy and limp; that is when we tie up their tired mooders and see them inflate due to the insane amount of moomoo juice that keeps generating and filling up their poor chubby mooders and the rest of their bodies."

That's the beginning of one chapter. Moomoo is scared. Moomoo cried after reading it :'(~

Self-Intro

Hi, my name is moomoo.
I'm a shy cow, so I wasn't facing the camera in the photo :S
I heard I'm really cute because of my chubby fat legs, my fatty rump, my rounded horns, my flappy brown moomoo ears, my tiny pink mouth, my cute eyes and the really chunky tail. But it all makes me sound so fat! :(

I can't stretch when I feel tired, cuz I will just keel over and squirm there all day and not be able to get up again D:

I'm not mobile enough cuz I can only squirm on my chubby feet and fall onto my side, legs whirling about D:

The only thing I can do is a backflip, but the same thing happens and I will stay in that position until someone pushes me back D:

My owner likes to poke my mouth cuz its really small and she pokes it to reveal the 'depression' as she puts it D:

Someone drew pictures of me, or what he thought was me, with a really HUGE chunky tail with the BIG brown end. He drew me munching, napping, doing funny things ad even being caught eating cheese! He also likes to draw me eating da bian :(

He wants to draw me getting caught eating chocolate, climbing trees, on tree branches, sticking my head out of the door... I want to box him for drawing me eating da bian, but I will just fall over and can't get up again :'( besides the most I can do with my moomoo legs is move them up and down jerkily only D: